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Unbelievable Russian hospitality

When I visited Russia for the first time in my life it seemed to me that absolutely all people in this country were more than happy to welcome me in their homes. Really they were! All the men I met looked as famous Russian Bears. And all the women I saw looked as famous Russian Brides as they were described in my favorite “Maxim”. So many fresh experiences, so many discoveries! I’ve really lost my head and became a bit crazy.

Unbelievable Russian hospitalityOne morning I woke up and opened my eyes. I was lying on the sofa in a room I couldn’t recognize. The pillow was soft, the blanket was warm, the linen was fresh and it was buzzing in my head as in a damned bee hive. Surely it was the morning after… But after what? No idea. I tried to close my eyes and to force my memory – nothing but nasty buzzing. “I’m not in the hotel, it’s bad,” – was my first brilliant idea. “But I’m not in the prison, it’s good,” – was the second strikening. It was the last thought I managed to generate because the next moment I opened my swollen eyes and saw a policeman quite in front of me. The horror froze my tongue and I couldn’t mumble a word. Everyone knows that there is nothing as awful as Russian prisons, maybe only the bad dentist’s armchair. I tried to say “Hello! How are you?” and heard a strange plaintive sound “Huuuuuu…” I screw up my eyes waiting for his angry roar and having opened them I saw him… smiling. He started to speak Russian. I understood only that he wasn’t going to arrest me. Then he got something from his big pocket. It appeared to be not a gun, but a can of cold beer! Mystery! It wasn’t a dream.

Later in the kitchen I was told a fantastic story. The day before I was walking along the Tverskaya Street and gazing at numerous Russian Brides on the right and on the left. All of them were so pretty and so different… I was in a romantic mood and decided to drink something somewhere. When I entered a cozy cafe I saw the prettiest girl in the world. She was sitting at the small round table and waiting for someone. Providence pushed me to her. Her name was Katya and her friend hadn’t come. She was a student and spoke fluent English. We drank vine and ate chocolate, laughed and liked each other very much. Then we decided to go for a walk… But there was no wallet in my pocket – no cash, no cards, no passport – nothing! I appeared to be a beggar in the heart of the foreign country, and a pretty girl was looking at me. Shame on my stupid head! Those Russian sluts in the street attracted my attention on purpose, they were a gang, that was one of them who had stolen my wallet. But what could I do, I even didn’t speak Russian?

Katya understood everything at the first glance. She smiled and paid for the dishes and vine. I nearly cried… She took my hand and we went away. Katya said that her father was a policeman and she was sure he would help me. She invited me to her home and I had to accept the invitation because I couldn’t even get to my hotel. When Katya’s parents learnt that I was a foreign student they became so happy as if I was their son lost many years ago. They started to calm me in my sorrow, invited to live in their flat and to feel at home. Katya’s father asked me a dozen of questions about those girls in the street, their appearances and dresses, put something down it his notebook and phoned somewhere. Then he promised me to find at least my documents and cards. Katya interpreted everything to me and it was great success.

Then her mother came in. It was time for supper. We sat down at a big table in the kitchen and I couldn’t believe my eyes. The table was served for a real banquet with a hundred of guests. And the four of us had to eat all that food and to drink all that drinks! There were pickles and mushrooms, cabbages and tomatoes, herring and sprats, cheese and sausage, pies and toasts and so on and so forth. Later came some main dishes with strange Russian names and splendid taste. I’m fond of good food, but it was impossible to eat everything served that evening. My new friends did their best to make me forget my trouble. But I still was in a blue mood. I drank some vodka or some beer… maybe I drank both of them, it’s difficult to recover.

Several hours later I found myself not so unhappy it seemed to me earlier. We sang in Russian and in English. I even began to understand some Russian words. Then we drank to friendship and to Russia, and to Katya, and to me, and to our parents, and to… Many other important toasts were proposed.

And then was the morning after. But my buzzing head appeared to be the worst thing that morning. Healing beer did its work. The kind father-policeman promised to teach me to drink and to make me a real Man. My passport and my cards were waiting for me on the table. There was no cash found but it was a good pay for daydreaming and childish credulity.

And I have found the most precious treasure – my Russian Bride, my Katya.

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